I want to tell u all, what sort of posts u can expect from moi. Well, my name is sam (samarth actually) and you can expect some really high quality, sophisticated, very intellectual works of art (ah yes...i am referring to whatever i write if you aren't dumb enough to think that i would be painting another mona lisa over here..duh) , to the other extreme where i can show you new levels of unsophistication, absolutely whack and shitty, but amazingly hillarious articles.
Hope you enjoy.
signing off -
Disclaimer- whatever samboy writes in his blogs and whomsoever might get insulted (yeah..including you..its a rarity though)...nobody can sue him, his "works of art" are his own and if you think otherwise then, FUCK YOU..!!
Do not assume that you know everything there is to know about the writer, samboy, simply because you read his weblog on a regular basis. Any judgements you make will be based on the information he has provided you about himself, which is probably vague, incomplete or embellished.
Never contact samboy for more details or for the fact mere details on events or personal information than what he has already provided on the site. Chances are if the information you seek isn't readily available, he has found it too personal or innapropriate to share.
If you are close to samboy he will eventually tell you privately, so there will be no need to ask any pesky questions which might be aimed at invading his privacy. If you are meant to know, you will.
If you have a real life relationship with samboy, remember that communication is very important. View this weblog, no less sacred than a diary hidden between the mattresses. First of all let him know that you read his site, especially if he did not tell you personally. It is important that as a friend, relative or whatever you may be to samboy, that your presence at his weblog not impede his ability to express himself.
Remember this is his outlet. He may not want you to read certain things he might write about you or others you care about, in order to spare your feelings, avoid drama or maintain his privacy. You should respect this and immediately stop going to the site, and never relay any information you gather at his site to others who might use it against him or else you might end up throwing yourself off a balcony like what happened to the guy in the movie "Grudge" or even worse "Scary Movie 4".
Ex-friends, lovers and estranged family members who have been cut out of samboy's life should refrain from reading his journal. If the relationship has ended, there is no reason you should get daily updates on samboy's life. If you simply can't help yourself, do it quietly, and never repeat what you read or use it to hurt samboy.
And surprise, surprise you have been under oath ever since you read the first line of this disclaimer. So don't even think of doing any of the above mentioned "cannot do" things or you might just find a letter in your mailbox the next day, stating that you have been sued under federal law of violation of disclaimer rights.